Wednesday, March 16, 2011

HAD TO BE THE PUPPY EYES

I have some advise for Jake.

Go in the bathroom,
turn and look in the mirror,
lift up your bangs,
and see if it says "SUCKER" on your forehead.

The first thing Richard said about the Beagle was how they
howl instead of bark.    You can imagine how he laughed after
he read the story about your dad's night with the Beagle. 

Your dad should have called you at 2 o'clock in the morning and let you
hear the dog howling.  

When we lived in Payson, neigbors through the block had a dog
that barked all night.   I don't know why it is that you can hear a
dog bark a block away, but you can't hear it when its right outside
your window.

Well, we would call the neighbor's house at 3 o'clock in the morning
and tell them their dog was barking.  We would listen and hear them go out and tell
the dog to shut up.

Oh, I'm sure the dog knew what "shut up" meant.  Duh, the dog quit barking because
you opened the door. 

Now Jake, I don't ever remember your dad having a dog.  He may have, but like I said I don't remember.   Why in the hell do you think he'd want one at 83 years old.  Next time take him some ice cream.

I bet your dad was so pissed off at you.  I can hear him bitching and moaning now.  

Oh well, you've always been impulsive, like the time you went to Vegas........



"YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE ME TO KNOW ME"  (ΡΎ)

3 comments:

Vicki aka Jake said...

REMEMBER MY POST ABOUT THE FINGER?

GLAD YOU GOT A LAUGH OUT OF IT.

YOU'LL HAVE TO ASK DAD HOW PISSED HE WAS, HE'S TOO OLD TO BITCH AND MOAN LIKE HE USE TO.

AND OBVIOUSLY YOU FORGET HOW MANY STRAYS YOU HAULED HOME WHEN YOU WERE A KID. THE MOM PUT UP WITH THEM ALL...

AND THEN THERE'S YOU TWO WITH THE STRAY CATS LIVING IN YOUR GARAGE..IN THE CAR NO LESS!

GOOD THING WE CAN STILL LAUGH AT EACH OTHER :) :)

OH, AND WHICH TIME?

mwahahahaaa

Aunt Amelia's Attic said...

Do you gals intend to sell tickets? You should you know. Gotta' pay, to enter, to see the *cat fights.* Mmmm, make that *Sister Cat Fights.* >,-))))))))))))))))))

Bye now...

Oh you know why I popped in here, of course. Because "Jake" sent me.

Bye now. Again. :-))))))))))))))

Vicki aka Jake said...

MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAA !!!

XOXO,

JAKE :P