I have some advise for Jake.
Go in the bathroom,
turn and look in the mirror,
lift up your bangs,
and see if it says "SUCKER" on your forehead.
The first thing Richard said about the Beagle was how they
howl instead of bark. You can imagine how he laughed after
he read the story about your dad's night with the Beagle.
Your dad should have called you at 2 o'clock in the morning and let you
hear the dog howling.
When we lived in Payson, neigbors through the block had a dog
that barked all night. I don't know why it is that you can hear a
dog bark a block away, but you can't hear it when its right outside
Well, we would call the neighbor's house at 3 o'clock in the morning
and tell them their dog was barking. We would listen and hear them go out and tell
the dog to shut up.
Oh, I'm sure the dog knew what "shut up" meant. Duh, the dog quit barking because
you opened the door.
Now Jake, I don't ever remember your dad having a dog. He may have, but like I said I don't remember. Why in the hell do you think he'd want one at 83 years old. Next time take him some ice cream.
I bet your dad was so pissed off at you. I can hear him bitching and moaning now.
Oh well, you've always been impulsive, like the time you went to Vegas........
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