Oh my God!
I've always suspected you were jealous!
I can't believe you told everybody how much cuter I am than you,
but you didn't have to tell them about the laugh. I can't help it if
I snort when I laugh.
I could tell everybody how you farted in bed and blamed it on me.
but I won't!
BTW, I had my ears fixed a couple of years ago so they don't
"YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE ME TO KNOW ME"